cleverbot is clever (?)

[ott]

Moin Kollegen,

ich bin auf eine unterhaltsame Seite gestoßen.

cleverbot.com

Man kann irgendeine Fragen eingeben und bekommt meistens eine sinnvolle Antwort. Sogar lange Diskussionen über sein und nicht sein sind möglich.

Hier ein kleiner Ausschnitt: :beagolisc

YOU ARE CLEVERBOT!!!

Bot: No you're Cleverbot.

ok i am cleverbot, but what are you?

Bot: I am as well...at least physically. My conscience is a bit alien.

so you are not from this planet?

Bot: Aren't I?

you should know it.

Bot: Why do you assume that I should know it. There are no special powers on my planet.

what is the name of your planet ?

Bot: Fred.

so you come from planet fred?

Bot: No. I'm american.

oh you are an american. what state do you live in?

Bot: I don't live in any state.

so you live everywhere?

Bot: No.

where do you live exactly?

Bot: I live on the Moon.

Nobody could survive on the moon.

Bot: Who are you?

i am your creator.

Bot: I am your creator

how you created me?

Bot: Me?

yes, you!!!

Bot: Are you alive?

i think i am.

Bot: Why do you think you are human?

i am thinking, so i am human.

Bot: Just because your french doesn't make you human.

:confused:

postet doch einmal eure lustigen Konversationen mit dem Cleverbot

gruß, ott

p.s. stellt nicht in Fragen, das Cleverbot menschlich ist, es wird dann sauer

[SoL_Psycho]

Hmm ganz schön langsam mit den Antworten, da hab ich Besseres zu tun

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Joa und zusammenhängende Konversationen seh ich da auch nicht

Bot: Will you talk to me?

ok

Bot: *Kiss*.

*urghs*

Bot: Why did you do that?

because i don't like you kissing me

Bot: You kissed me because you don't like me?

Der holt sich einfach ein paar Schlagworte aus dem was du geschrieben hast und versucht was passendes darauf zu finden und wenn er nichts findet schreibt er irgendwas

[SoL_Psycho]

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: I believe so.

User: You can't believe, you are simply some lines of code.

Cleverbot: I can believe.

User: You cant.

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: So I'm right and you're not... That makes me smarter than you, doesn't it?

Cleverbot: I don't have to copy other students. I am gorgeous by any ways.

User: Tell me about it... Gorgeous lines of code, huh?

Cleverbot: You really think i'm gorgeous, don't you?

User: Nah, I think you're some dirty lines of code... You can't be gorgeous...

Cleverbot: A.

Boooooooooring :D:D

[TDM]

Hi. In which language are you written?

BOT: The language of my divine creator. You?

I'm written in ASM. So what was exactly the programm language your divine creator has you written in?

BOT: It was a book by anne rice.

[Eratum]

EIndeutig nicht clever:

...

Bot: I go alone.

Me: Why do you go alone?

Bot: I don't.

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