Ich hab ihn!! Den Windows 98 Source Code!!!

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/* Source Code to Windows 98 */

#include <win31.h>

#include <win95.h>

#include <evenmore.h>

#include <oldstuff.h>

#include <billrulz.h>

#include <monopoly.h>

#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()

{

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

disable_Netscape();

disable_RealPlayer();

disable_Corel_Products();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

set_mouse(action, jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt)

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}

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[Crush]

void Snoop()

{

 ISCardVerify::ResetSecurityState(none);

 HBill Hillbilly PPPOpen("billgates@mycastle.com");

 broadcast(userdata,verlauf,keysnoop[],MACadress,Hillbilly);

 scratchRegistry((total_kaputt - einwengbeschaedigt + 1)*Rnd+minimumscratch);

 ::hiddensystemfuncs.Fuckup(Forever);

}

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geil. selten so gelacht.