es weihnachtet bald wieder...

[Hawkeye]

Eins der 'schoensten' Weihnachtslieder ist immer noch "The Night Santa Went Crazy" von Weird Al Yankovic. Wer es nicht kennt, hier der Text:

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,

"Merry Christmas to all- now you're all gonna DIE!"

The night Santa when crazy

The night St. Nick went insane

Realized he'd been getting' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen

And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy

The night Kris Kringle went nuts

Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole

Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.

There's a van from the Eyewitness News and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' and everyone's dyin'

to know, oh Santa, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time

In a federal prison for his infamous crime

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service

And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night

With er lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talking' bout - the night Santa went crazy

The night St. Nicholas flipped

Broke his back for some milk and cookies

Sounds to me like he was tired of getting' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy

The night St. Nick went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something must have snapped... in his brain

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Schoen ist dann auch noch das Lied "Christmas at Ground Zero" vom selben Interpret, welches ich aber nicht posten werde, weil es (wegen der Verwendung des Namens "Ground Zero" als Punkt wo das WTC stand) zu sehr an die aktuelle Zeit erinnern koennte...

<FONT COLOR="#a62a2a" SIZE="1">[ 13. November 2001 11:51: Beitrag 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von Hawkeye ]</font>

[murxx]

Naaaaaain! Nicht wieder "Last Christmas" von Wham! :eek:

Aaaaahhhh! *mit Kopf auf die Tischkante hau* *ersten Happen von Tastatur nehm* :eek: :eek:

Ich kanns nicht mehr hören! *bodycheck gegens radio*

[Gast FAIN04]

Moin moin,

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Zitat:</font><HR>Original erstellt von Citrus-Motte:

<STRONG>Stimmt, der Film ist spitze!

Habt Ihr 'ne Idee, wie man die Industrie dazu bringen kann den endlich auf DVD heraus zu bringen?</STRONG>