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[Technician]

Hi,

ich hab‘ da grade was über Mail bekommen...

Wir haben’s doch schon immer gewusst, oder ?

Gruß,

Technician

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft©

Code Project: Chicago

Projected release-date: Summer 1994 , Spring 1995

*/

#include <stdio.h>

#include <dos.h>

#include <conio.h>

#include "win31.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

/*

Reference: Internal memo #99281-95

from: William H. Gates III

to: Executive managers Chicago-project William H. Gates III

wrote: "I have seriouu doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition. It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

Carry on, God Bill "

*/

#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();

if(first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();

if(still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_3.1();

do_nothing_loop();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}

/*

Reference: Internal memo #99683-95

from: Executive managers Chicago-project

to: William H. Gates III Executive managers Chicago-project

wrote: "Dear Sir, Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code. This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace! Thank you for listening to us, the executive managers of the Chicago-project "

*/

/*

if(still_not_crashed)

{

write_cheer();

finished();

}

*/

create_general_protection_fault();

[Mike Lorey]

Das ist aber nur der Beta-Code den Release-Code findet man hier.

[Honkytonk]

Gähn...

Den Witz hat´ich schon mit Windows´95...