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Hier dann gleich was neues hinterher:

All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,

All right! It was the best mutha****in' song the greatest song in the world.

sollte für Kenner nicht weiter schwer sein...

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Stevie Wonders Double ;)

Andrea Bocelli mit Time to say Goodbye oder besser gesagt Con Te Partiro.

bei italienisch, denkt man ja erst mal an Eros, aber dann bin ich doch noch drauf gekommen

mal schnell was neues suchen.

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Nö, da gibt's nix anderes - der Song isses :)

Hier mal der gesamte Text - find den so geil ;)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

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Dann machen wir es mal etwas sehr viel schwieriger. Für alle Metaller: ^^

You're lost, fear creeps in and let it start

Night cracks the spine of dying day

Fight but you can't make it go away

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Hui, hätte ich ja jetz echt nicht gedacht dass du das so schnell weißt hehe :P

aber wenn du nicht willst ... einen hab ich noch:

Life is a misery, don't know how it's come to be

Death, the epitome of all of our days

In the past we had no choice to hear or to be the voice

Close your eyes and visualize the demon to arise

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Hier ist das Nächste. Für eingefleischte Fans dürfte das kein Problem sein...;)

This is the only life for me

Surround myself around my own fantasy

You just gotta be strong and believe in yourself

Forget all the sadness cause love is all you need.

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