UPGRADE from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

[Freedom]

Habe heute diesen Witz von einer kanadischen Bekannten bekommen... It seems to be funny:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm

thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and

is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. It is possible to infect Wife 1.0 with the Ex-Wife 1.0 virus, but it is costly and will delete 50 % of all your existing files and programs and untold numbers of future programs and files for the next 18 years or more. If you do so, you will again be able to install a "Girlfriend" program, but nothing as exciting as Girlfriend 7.0, systems guidelines suggest nothing more than Girlfriend 2.5 as your system will not be able to support both.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 6.9.

This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system! (See Warnings-Alimony/Child Support)

Best of luck,

Tech

Support Mgr.

[bimei]

Wiederkehrend in ähnlicher Form auf deutsch:

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oder 2003

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[baba007]

ich kannte den noch nicht bimei und bedanke mich für die nette Story.

mein Girlfriend 7.0 Programm will sich ständig auf WIfe 1.0 upgraden, zum Glück habe ich noch die DontSayYesorAskfor Firewall 0.99 Ich mein, girlfriend 7.0 läuft doch stabil, wieso also wechseln

[bimei]

ich kannte den noch nicht bimei [...]

Hm, dann kennst Du vielleicht auch nicht das?

http://forum.fachinformatiker.de/showpost.php?p=333676&postcount=1

Müsste auch noch in ausfühlicheren Varianten irgendwo in den Tiefen des DT zu finden sein.